Okay so I've been reading MLIA or my life is average a lot lately, and here are a few of them that were so funny and awesome I had to copy&aste them-- if you like, visit [link]
They update every day, constantly, with so many new and funny stories!

Today, my sister told me that her fiancee proposed to her by giving her a ring in a Pokéball instead of a ring box. I've never been more jealous in my life. MLIA

Today, my Grandpa called me to wish me luck on my cross country meet tomorrow, and instead of saying "good luck" or something like that, he said "run like you've stolen something." I love him a little bit more now. MLIA

Today I had some people set up a surprise party for my friend. Me and another friend colored our eyelids like black buttons. When she came in, we stood up, closed our eyes and said. "We've been waiting for you, Caroline." She screamed, threw her purse at us, and ran out. I thought it turned out pretty well. MLIA

Don't laugh. It could happen.

Today, I went in for my first day of work. My new boss looked at me, then yelled "You'll never catch me!" and ran off. I looked down and realized I was wearing my t-shirt that says, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die." I think I'm going to like it here. MLIA.

Today I went over to my boyfriends house to surprise him when I saw him digging a hole big enough for a human. When I asked him what was going on he told me his neighbors had been peeping on him and he wanted to spook them. Then the grabbed my shoulders and said ’go along with it" then he pretend head butted me and threw me into the ditch and started to fill it up. The screams from next door? Priceless. MLIA

Today, while riding the subway, an extremely creepy man in a trench coat clenched tightly shut walked up to me and pulled apart his trench coat quickly. Horrified of what I might see, I screamed and covered my face. A few minutes later, I peeked through my fingers, hoping he was gone. Hanging from the man's neck was a sign reading; "Gotcha!" MLIA

Today my boyfriend set up an account on a game site. He decided to be funny and set his password as "penis". The message that popped up said "Sorry, your password isn't long enough". I laughed. He didn't. MLIA.

Today, I was sitting in Starbucks with my head phones on. I noticed the two ladies sitting next to me were having an intense conversation. as I got up to leave, I took out one of my head phones and caught the last part of their conversation which was "we'll discuss the screaming carrots later, its not safe here." I am still confused. MLIA

Today, I decided to try number 61 of the 333 ways to get kicked out of walmart. I told a sales clerk that my son had been lost. When they went to announce it over the intercom, they asked for his name. Being funny, I said Harry Potter. About 5 minutes later, a boy maybe around 15-16 ran up to the customer service desk in a Harry Potter costume yelling 'Mom! I found you!'MLIA